so i was slacking this whole sem!!
i dont blog everyday like duhhh who got the time
most importantly i wanna save alot of money and buy my self a big bently..
k not bently..i wanna buy bike bitch..real man talk about cars by thier bikes..
so fug the lancer...i'm goin to open an account and save up to millions!!!!
how bout that mannn!!
ok one million.....right now i've only had 300 bucks?? or sumthin..phatatic!!
so drop dat..
so millions aside..i'm in deep shit..studyin is always been last minute..
and my english was never been perfect..
if ur thinkin of improving ur english..
dun read tis blog laaaaaaaa
anyway i dun write stories about what i do did or 've done..
mayb sometimes..its not everyday thing so dont expect it to be good..
its always been crap and shit stuff all dat..
ok mayb a lil about todae..
i did a magic trick todae at BK..compass point
i hid a cards inside the drinks empty cup..
so i pretend to shuffle the cards and amir pick the right number
and ask him to find the missing cards..
and i knock the whole deck ontop of the cup which covered..and throw it on the table
and take out the missing card from the cup..
haha basket stupid trick...and choong was like askin me how i do it haha..nolah..
and the ppl around were shocked...even the BK manager..
so dat was the stupidies ttricks and the lamest..
can ask u somethin..why are u reading tis..!
ahaha lamest shit..bye!
basically...actually...temporary... nuthin much i'm just an odinary guy with an ordinary talent comes with tis ordinary web...seeya
Friday, June 01, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
seriously..i suck at this...
and googles is buying almost everything single fucking thing on
the net...like seriously...are they nuts...?????
god damn...if i sell my used underwear on ebay..they'd prolly buy it
now i'm blogging officially for the googs
bluekkkk
todae my homies b'dae...17 march he noe who he is..
i remember not dat i want to..its because...my b'dae is a day after his...
like duuuhhhhhhhhh..
liek who cares bout my b'dae..
i dont have a cake since 1998..
if u plan on buying i'd prolly smash it in ur face..
hahah
k i got to sleep man..and i dont like pizza hut..
and googles is buying almost everything single fucking thing on
the net...like seriously...are they nuts...?????
god damn...if i sell my used underwear on ebay..they'd prolly buy it
now i'm blogging officially for the googs
bluekkkk
todae my homies b'dae...17 march he noe who he is..
i remember not dat i want to..its because...my b'dae is a day after his...
like duuuhhhhhhhhh..
liek who cares bout my b'dae..
i dont have a cake since 1998..
if u plan on buying i'd prolly smash it in ur face..
hahah
k i got to sleep man..and i dont like pizza hut..
Sunday, February 04, 2007
downdates
exams coming...got like 2 papers only...
and its sooo irritatin...
one more weekeys and i'll bummin wit da gang
ahakx
can i tell u sumthin...i dont giv a fuck if ur malay chinese indian or watever the fuck ever
i dont giv a damn about anybody..if u wanna fuck wit me..
come face me..i dont go around postin ur fuckin face on google.com/faggot
if ur ma bestfriend or ma wife..if u fuckin hate me..punch me
take the blix and shoot at me point blank..or else dun fuck wit me..
alrite u think i;m some kinda tony soprano...i'm worst them him i tell u
if u think scarface is the best movie..u havent seen me whippin ur fagly arse
so fuck off and get a fuckin life..
chey fierce uh..
my script prepared for any bitches...
so wassup wit u mother fuggers..slackin..?
there's alot of thing on ma mind..
i dont know wat i;m doin lately..
i've been totally dont-giv-a-fug about anythin and everythin
been listenin to notorious big lately..
dat ma fuggers sure die crack..
havin a beef yaoo..
havin beef wit dat son of bytch
dat gay should hav been shot long time ago..
she;s the lil kim..and his the vanila ice..
if i could throw banana bombs(worms armagedon) at them i sure will
so fug it get a life..
i got new DC(sux) footwear from ma bro..
he couldnt wear it so i claim it..i dont really like dc since god knows when..
the word DC is like donky cock..doodle coodle...dog clog..fug watever man..
DC sux..DC's lucky that i'm wearing the shoe because of ma brother..
if not..i'ma throw it away.. mannnnnn
so bye laze around wit me..
blix out
and its sooo irritatin...
one more weekeys and i'll bummin wit da gang
ahakx
can i tell u sumthin...i dont giv a fuck if ur malay chinese indian or watever the fuck ever
i dont giv a damn about anybody..if u wanna fuck wit me..
come face me..i dont go around postin ur fuckin face on google.com/faggot
if ur ma bestfriend or ma wife..if u fuckin hate me..punch me
take the blix and shoot at me point blank..or else dun fuck wit me..
alrite u think i;m some kinda tony soprano...i'm worst them him i tell u
if u think scarface is the best movie..u havent seen me whippin ur fagly arse
so fuck off and get a fuckin life..
chey fierce uh..
my script prepared for any bitches...
so wassup wit u mother fuggers..slackin..?
there's alot of thing on ma mind..
i dont know wat i;m doin lately..
i've been totally dont-giv-a-fug about anythin and everythin
been listenin to notorious big lately..
dat ma fuggers sure die crack..
havin a beef yaoo..
havin beef wit dat son of bytch
dat gay should hav been shot long time ago..
she;s the lil kim..and his the vanila ice..
if i could throw banana bombs(worms armagedon) at them i sure will
so fug it get a life..
i got new DC(sux) footwear from ma bro..
he couldnt wear it so i claim it..i dont really like dc since god knows when..
the word DC is like donky cock..doodle coodle...dog clog..fug watever man..
DC sux..DC's lucky that i'm wearing the shoe because of ma brother..
if not..i'ma throw it away.. mannnnnn
so bye laze around wit me..
blix out
Monday, January 01, 2007
new year revolution.?resolution.? boncetution
sirus the virus__
ok! at home on new year...
the last time i was pushing trolley with munesh and chun hwee
around town...i think so..
arhakx ok first thing first..get ma ankle bankle healing
new board please..
quit smoking..??
new rhymes...
expand flobaculary
best wishes and best health for the ones not feeling well
weight problem? ahakx i received complaints alot of them
above all nothing much..
just wanna thanks whoever involve in my "aliveness"
and those responsible for my thinking..
maybe i should do wat earl did..
write down the bad things i've done..
start from the bottom of the list..
hmmm k number 1312378123719313's sin
k mayb not...it take days to note down..
i wanna stop scolding vulgar can i..?
screw dat..
i wanna do alot of things..
including screwing u..
have a great day..have a great new year..
bitch out ma fuggers...
if i've done sin to u i'm sorry peace out..
ok! at home on new year...
the last time i was pushing trolley with munesh and chun hwee
around town...i think so..
arhakx ok first thing first..get ma ankle bankle healing
new board please..
quit smoking..??
new rhymes...
expand flobaculary
best wishes and best health for the ones not feeling well
weight problem? ahakx i received complaints alot of them
above all nothing much..
just wanna thanks whoever involve in my "aliveness"
and those responsible for my thinking..
maybe i should do wat earl did..
write down the bad things i've done..
start from the bottom of the list..
hmmm k number 1312378123719313's sin
k mayb not...it take days to note down..
i wanna stop scolding vulgar can i..?
screw dat..
i wanna do alot of things..
including screwing u..
have a great day..have a great new year..
bitch out ma fuggers...
if i've done sin to u i'm sorry peace out..
Monday, December 11, 2006
I thought I told ya, hey eyyy
Yup, yup, yup
Let me paint this picture for you baby, yup
You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call 'em
All you gets a busy tone
I heard you found out what he's doing to you
What you did to me. ain't that the way it goes?
When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl
So it goes without saying "you left me feeling hurt"
Just a classic case, it's a sce-sce-scenario
Tale as old as time, girl you got what you deserved
And now you want somebody to cure the lonely nights
You wished you had somebody that can come and make it right
Well girl I ain't somebody and not a sympathy seee..see
Sunday, November 19, 2006
C programming sucks
its fated for me to be created
i hope my life would be shaded
mated with some belated lady R rated
lately i've said wat i want to say
i think my life is good and done with juz hatred
faded away with deep wall painted
sadden by the outcome of discriminated
i hope u all just die beat it!
i'm freezing away in the hot sun..
i got dat ben and jerry for 1.50
thanks to the ntuc voucher..haha
super chunk new york watever...
i hate c programming..
i startin to love it but still i hate it..
well tp's like next month...
scared..? hell no..afraid..? hell no..
ok i'm terrified..ok tp's like watever..
the other day went rp..aunties and unclies all over like wtf
my fren tryna find FREE parkin space which we failed to..
all must pay..wat the heck..got myself alot of thing nowadays..
if DHL goin to send me to a cheque..i'm goin shoppin spree..!!!
ok soon or mayb goin back to swiss..my favourite suckling job..!!!
well i'm still skatin like watever the fuck is wrong..
not livin my life to the fullest..
i dunnoe wat to blog todae....!! fug it aiitee..
peace out..
in the mean time....ouuu bring dat sexy back..
i hope my life would be shaded
mated with some belated lady R rated
lately i've said wat i want to say
i think my life is good and done with juz hatred
faded away with deep wall painted
sadden by the outcome of discriminated
i hope u all just die beat it!
i'm freezing away in the hot sun..
i got dat ben and jerry for 1.50
thanks to the ntuc voucher..haha
super chunk new york watever...
i hate c programming..
i startin to love it but still i hate it..
well tp's like next month...
scared..? hell no..afraid..? hell no..
ok i'm terrified..ok tp's like watever..
the other day went rp..aunties and unclies all over like wtf
my fren tryna find FREE parkin space which we failed to..
all must pay..wat the heck..got myself alot of thing nowadays..
if DHL goin to send me to a cheque..i'm goin shoppin spree..!!!
ok soon or mayb goin back to swiss..my favourite suckling job..!!!
well i'm still skatin like watever the fuck is wrong..
not livin my life to the fullest..
i dunnoe wat to blog todae....!! fug it aiitee..
peace out..
in the mean time....ouuu bring dat sexy back..

Friday, November 03, 2006
remnce
Im sitting here all by myself
just trying to think of something to dotrying to think of something anything
just to keep me from thinking of you
but you know its not working outcause your all thats on my mindone thought of you is all it takesto leave the rest of the world behind
ohh...
Im sitting here all by myself
just trying to think of something to do
trying to think of something anythingjust to keep me from thinking of you
but you know its not working outcause your all thats on my mindone thought of you is all it takesto leave the rest of the world behindohh...
Im sitting here trying to convince myself
that your not the one for mebut the more I think
the less I believe and then the more
I want you here with meyou know the holidays are coming up
I dont want to spend them alonememories of x-mas time with you
just kill me if Im on my own
and I didnt mean for this to go as far as it did
and I didnt mean to get so closeand share what we did
and I didnt mean to fall in lovebut I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
I know its not the smartest thing to dowe just cant seem to get it right
but what I wouldnt give to haveone more chance tonightone more chance tonight
Im sitting her trying to entertain
myself with this old gutairbut with all my inspiration gone
its not getting me very farI look around my room and everything I see
reminds me of you
oh please baby wont you take my hand
we got nothing left to prove
I didnt mean for this to go as far as it didand I didnt mean to get so close
and share what we didand I didnt mean to fall in love but I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
but I know you did
and I didnt mean to meet you then
when we were just kids
and I didnt mean to give you chills
the way that I kiss
and I didnt mean to fall in love
but I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
but I know you did.......
sorrie
just trying to think of something to dotrying to think of something anything
just to keep me from thinking of you
but you know its not working outcause your all thats on my mindone thought of you is all it takesto leave the rest of the world behind
ohh...
Im sitting here all by myself
just trying to think of something to do
trying to think of something anythingjust to keep me from thinking of you
but you know its not working outcause your all thats on my mindone thought of you is all it takesto leave the rest of the world behindohh...
Im sitting here trying to convince myself
that your not the one for mebut the more I think
the less I believe and then the more
I want you here with meyou know the holidays are coming up
I dont want to spend them alonememories of x-mas time with you
just kill me if Im on my own
and I didnt mean for this to go as far as it did
and I didnt mean to get so closeand share what we did
and I didnt mean to fall in lovebut I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
I know its not the smartest thing to dowe just cant seem to get it right
but what I wouldnt give to haveone more chance tonightone more chance tonight
Im sitting her trying to entertain
myself with this old gutairbut with all my inspiration gone
its not getting me very farI look around my room and everything I see
reminds me of you
oh please baby wont you take my hand
we got nothing left to prove
I didnt mean for this to go as far as it didand I didnt mean to get so close
and share what we didand I didnt mean to fall in love but I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
but I know you did
and I didnt mean to meet you then
when we were just kids
and I didnt mean to give you chills
the way that I kiss
and I didnt mean to fall in love
but I did
and you didnt mean to love me back
but I know you did.......
sorrie
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
u told me at a time i'm d only only one in ur mind
u told me in ur line u were always b fine
when i found out u were tis kind..
i decide to write to u..
DEAR erica u taught me alot of shit
i thought u were true shit until u skip ma heart a bit..
founded erica near the beach as i reminice
its like goin thunder soon form a bliss that i miss
ignorance is blistering
erica i didnt forgot to buy u dat ring!
its not dat time was money aint a thing
slowly we were friends n i didnt get to see ur character
u told me in ur line u were always b fine
when i found out u were tis kind..
i decide to write to u..
DEAR erica u taught me alot of shit
i thought u were true shit until u skip ma heart a bit..
founded erica near the beach as i reminice
its like goin thunder soon form a bliss that i miss
ignorance is blistering
erica i didnt forgot to buy u dat ring!
its not dat time was money aint a thing
slowly we were friends n i didnt get to see ur character
apart came the shadow where u choose the fellow..erica
look tis isnt america where u can hav freedom of speech
look tis isnt america where u can hav freedom of speech
i noe i noe my fault..so u still think ur not the stupid bitch
fuck u..fuck the hell out of maself
im so trap inside the god damn cell
how could u erica u strike me like a poison in the well
juz as i turn around u hug and ran..
u kiss dat thug the last time round cried and ask for 2nd chance
erica the beautiful slash painful slash hateful slash she was my dark angle
u suck ma dick and get ma hair entangled
we were in the water together
i tot u were innocent like they say the king's daughter
if only i could hear ur only laughter
u made me cried erica u made someone cried and he was a docta
fuck ya..tis docta had no cure for erica
fuck u..fuck the hell out of maself
im so trap inside the god damn cell
how could u erica u strike me like a poison in the well
juz as i turn around u hug and ran..
u kiss dat thug the last time round cried and ask for 2nd chance
erica the beautiful slash painful slash hateful slash she was my dark angle
u suck ma dick and get ma hair entangled
we were in the water together
i tot u were innocent like they say the king's daughter
if only i could hear ur only laughter
u made me cried erica u made someone cried and he was a docta
fuck ya..tis docta had no cure for erica
she's the beast from the outta whu cam to destroy da docta
fuck ya erica fuck ya i wish i could juz kill ya
the sun setting the skies turn red my eyes turn blue
i tell ya the most impt person in ma life was u
as i remince when came the bliss erica we need to move fasta
u were too slow erica i wish i could push u down in the sea in the bliss
so i could attend ur funeral and ask my friend "whats her name"
erica rest in peace...
fuck ya erica fuck ya i wish i could juz kill ya
the sun setting the skies turn red my eyes turn blue
i tell ya the most impt person in ma life was u
as i remince when came the bliss erica we need to move fasta
u were too slow erica i wish i could push u down in the sea in the bliss
so i could attend ur funeral and ask my friend "whats her name"
erica rest in peace...
Saturday, September 16, 2006
this are my shits i got
todae get back my results...my gpa was like 1.98 how pathetic it was...seelah game sumore in class..see wat happen..i didnt expect myself to pass either..was so relieved dat i dun hav to go tru sub paper or any appeals shit..juz now the taxi driver was like doing 120 130..kmperhour on highway...he was like racing...and i was like whoaaaa..cant wait for myself to do 180..,i was sitting in front and imagining myself doin 140 150..haha but dat was like merc taxi..auto dat shit can go fast no kiddin...and today is the day dat i only reliase that that taxi got double meter...normal n numbers....i was from work btw..that shit was cool k enough of dat..
i'm gonna like type2 everyday for real..i'm lovin its so 2 times better than my previous swissotel and 10o times more cooler than ur daily stupid macdonalds french fries job...no kiddin..
all credits to feeq..k its been long i;ve been blogging..k it was like only last month..only..
not special todae..i'm in love with mayonise since highschool..in loving memory of the mayoniseman dat i was so called tryin electrocute the cleaner by puttin mayonise on the switch..u dunnoe wat shit i'm capable of man..i juz love the mayonies and my mom bought mayonies from mecca few months back and i discover it in my fridge few weeks back...its finishing soon few days later....the trick to the switch was puttin mayo on the switch dats all..
close ur classroom lights first..came back from ur recess..put sum on those...and u could juz sit back and watch..ask someone juz came in to switch on the lights or fan...for that..my father had to come down...haha lucky my pap was cool with it..he was like dat shit was tight son...u should put chilli and some curry sauce...and i was like aiite aiitee..hahaha..
it was the lamers thing to do in sec school...that fat monster destroy my happiness man...
i was supposed to be like doing wat ever the fuck i like...k watever..highschools over..
i could do so much in junior highschool...i miss my friends in tampines..one of them was same school as me now..the others was like gone..no kiddin..friends come and go..bitches to and fro..
now i;m left with my deck blood bros jugend few hugz and kisses and i think..its time for me to realise that dont take ur friends for granted juz because he or she;s friendly...u might juz loose another...and i miss dat first lady i used to talk on the fone for hours...dat was like grade 8..i think...i had no keys to my house when i decided to call her...from then on we keep chattin every now and then at night..nvr love nvr stead..pure friends and i realise that when i was growing up...i nvr like really fall in love with her..but like her as fren..k haha but things nvr work out...cause i;m a looserrr...i was a loser..i am a loser...when we separate classes dats when we go diff directions...where whu smarter or watver the ranking is...kk no emotics....
i juz miss those days...ncc was fun witout hockey...i meant a guy name hockey..i was one of the zulu squad..it was a squad of extra toturing and i almost cried when goin home..haha u try crawling on the road..for long distance..see how u feel..k
i juz miss those days..those were the days...one sem is over...i finally writing some real blogging issues...melissa is skatin back...and soon i'm out of jugend...due to results dat i gave...i loose to almost everybody in skategame..i'm loser...looserrr syah is a loserr...dats all folk for todae..
i cried once when i first lost u...i didnt cry the 2nd time round when i realise the bitch in u....
i'm gonna like type2 everyday for real..i'm lovin its so 2 times better than my previous swissotel and 10o times more cooler than ur daily stupid macdonalds french fries job...no kiddin..
all credits to feeq..k its been long i;ve been blogging..k it was like only last month..only..
not special todae..i'm in love with mayonise since highschool..in loving memory of the mayoniseman dat i was so called tryin electrocute the cleaner by puttin mayonise on the switch..u dunnoe wat shit i'm capable of man..i juz love the mayonies and my mom bought mayonies from mecca few months back and i discover it in my fridge few weeks back...its finishing soon few days later....the trick to the switch was puttin mayo on the switch dats all..
close ur classroom lights first..came back from ur recess..put sum on those...and u could juz sit back and watch..ask someone juz came in to switch on the lights or fan...for that..my father had to come down...haha lucky my pap was cool with it..he was like dat shit was tight son...u should put chilli and some curry sauce...and i was like aiite aiitee..hahaha..
it was the lamers thing to do in sec school...that fat monster destroy my happiness man...
i was supposed to be like doing wat ever the fuck i like...k watever..highschools over..
i could do so much in junior highschool...i miss my friends in tampines..one of them was same school as me now..the others was like gone..no kiddin..friends come and go..bitches to and fro..
now i;m left with my deck blood bros jugend few hugz and kisses and i think..its time for me to realise that dont take ur friends for granted juz because he or she;s friendly...u might juz loose another...and i miss dat first lady i used to talk on the fone for hours...dat was like grade 8..i think...i had no keys to my house when i decided to call her...from then on we keep chattin every now and then at night..nvr love nvr stead..pure friends and i realise that when i was growing up...i nvr like really fall in love with her..but like her as fren..k haha but things nvr work out...cause i;m a looserrr...i was a loser..i am a loser...when we separate classes dats when we go diff directions...where whu smarter or watver the ranking is...kk no emotics....
i juz miss those days...ncc was fun witout hockey...i meant a guy name hockey..i was one of the zulu squad..it was a squad of extra toturing and i almost cried when goin home..haha u try crawling on the road..for long distance..see how u feel..k
i juz miss those days..those were the days...one sem is over...i finally writing some real blogging issues...melissa is skatin back...and soon i'm out of jugend...due to results dat i gave...i loose to almost everybody in skategame..i'm loser...looserrr syah is a loserr...dats all folk for todae..
i cried once when i first lost u...i didnt cry the 2nd time round when i realise the bitch in u....
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
welcome to detroit
WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BITCHES..............
how many ppl must u hurt b4 u die..?
how many dick must u swallow b4 ur throaths hurts..?
how many asshole muz u fry.......
bitches muz die....
haha k i;m lame...and so are u...waddup ppl...i was bored ass usual..dats y i bloged my shits...btw the S thing behind my background still moving man...how increadinble...brb...
k i'm back...ok wats next..i got a tendecy of forgeting wat to say....i even forget ur names sumtimes..i easily forget where i put my car keys which i juz put down few seconds ago...
seriioussly this sucks man..i'm like an old man whu's growing older and stupidier..and forgetfull...
btw my knee hurts..this sucks too..i cant RUN.,..I CANT SKATE...FUG.!!!
I CANT DO THINGS THAT PPL DO...K BYE LAZY TO BLOG..
how many ppl must u hurt b4 u die..?
how many dick must u swallow b4 ur throaths hurts..?
how many asshole muz u fry.......
bitches muz die....
haha k i;m lame...and so are u...waddup ppl...i was bored ass usual..dats y i bloged my shits...btw the S thing behind my background still moving man...how increadinble...brb...
k i'm back...ok wats next..i got a tendecy of forgeting wat to say....i even forget ur names sumtimes..i easily forget where i put my car keys which i juz put down few seconds ago...
seriioussly this sucks man..i'm like an old man whu's growing older and stupidier..and forgetfull...
btw my knee hurts..this sucks too..i cant RUN.,..I CANT SKATE...FUG.!!!
I CANT DO THINGS THAT PPL DO...K BYE LAZY TO BLOG..
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